10 Useful insults for women

1. She's seen more helmets than Hitler

2. Got a fanny like a badly packed kebab

3. Face like a painters radio

4. Her fanny's like a hippos yawn

5. Been shot over more times than Baghdad

6. handled more balls than David James

7. Got piss flaps like a gutted trout

8. Seen more stiffs than Taggert

9. Been cocked more times than John Waynes' shotgun

10. Even the tide would'nt take her out!